Wrong hairstyle may cause legal action

WRONG HAIRSTYLE. Can anyone accuse a barber or beauty parlor hairstylist for failure to follow the hairstyle he or she had been ordered to do. The question arose following a quarrel between a hairstylist and a high society matron whose order for the hairstylist to execute a hairstyle was not followed. “Di man ni mao. Lain man tong estayla ang giingon ko,” the matron said. “Kangil-ad ani. Moluhod pa ra ba ko’g kasal.”

GO TO COURT. Some kibitzers in the beauty parlor teased the matron to go to court. “Sige ma’am ikiha nang badinga,” one of them said. Another kibitzer, a manicurist from another beauty parlor, said: “Ikiha ma’am. Nisamot ka ngil-ad ang imong nawong ... aw, I mean, wa moangay nimo ang estilo sa hairstyle.” Hehe!