Men scared of "radioactive rain"

MEN WITH UMBRELLAS. This week scary text messages spread like wildfire warning people about the effects of radiation and “radioactive rain”. It warned people to stay indoors and if they had to step outside, to bring umbrellas as the effect of “radioactive rain” can cause sterility in men. The text scare appeared to be effective as Ear informers have observed many men carrying with them big umbrellas.

GULLIBLE GENTS. An informer commented, “Dili na habit sa mga choy-choy nga mga laki nga magtangkil og payong. Nakabantay ko nga daghan laki, bisan habu-habu ra, magpayong dayon. Hadlok siguro.” Another informer said, “Haha! Klaro kaayo nga daghang laki nagpa uto-uto sa text scare.”