The List

WHAT’S IN THE LIST? The mysterious list which the city executive has, has set the city all atwitter and has stirred the political pot. This important list, an Ear informer said, contains things that the previous administration failed to provide its constituents. Kibitzers want to know: What is exactly in this list?

ITEMS ON THE LIST. A city hall insider sheds light on this question. The insider said, “Naukyab ang tanan tungod anang listahan. Abi pud nato’g unsa. Pero matud pas nakakita sa listahan, ang ubang items ana mga liba-ong sa dalan ug center island. Basin apil pa ana ang office supplies.”