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Opinion

Pinay talks to her foreigner boyfriend in funny English

- The Ear -

At an Internet café, a reporter overheard a boisterous Filipina woman, seated nearby, talking to her foreigner boyfriend over Internet video-chat:

 “Yes, babe, dis 3pm is hot but dis 4pm, its coming rain babe.”

 “Oh babe look at, your dog is look at me.”

 “Babe, I was hugging the cat then the cat kuko with me and the cat is so dirty. The cat is a baby and I hate the cat. The cat is a little cat...yuuckk!”

 “Babe, just drink water and thermometer. I know your not feeling okay...”

 The reporter later commented to friends: “Iyang pa-imnon og thermometer ang foreigner? Di kaha mahilo sa mercury iyang babe? Haha!”

The child who was sitting beside the reporter inside the Internet cafe got irritated with the loud-mouthed Filipina and complained to his mother, “Wrong grammar man ang girl!”

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