Talkative woman causes bus accident

TALKATIVE WOMAN. Would you believe that a talkative woman passenger caused a bus accident? The woman, seated a few seats away from the driver, kept telling her story about her two-timer husband. There was humorous portions in the story and the other passengers would break into laughter. “Hastang drayber mo-agik-ik sad og katawa,” said The Ear informer. “Sige siyang agik-gik hangtod miikis-ikis ang dagan sa bus ug nahug sa pangpang.”

NO CASUALTY. It was a lucky day for everyone, said The Ear informer. “Mabaw ra ang pangpang og wa kaayo maguba ang bus, so wa’y casualty. Wa’y namatay gawas ang makina sa bus.”