DRUNKEN KID. There was a minor commotion on Colon St. last Saturday afternoon. It was caused by a boy of about 15 who was dead drunk. He would slap the butt of every woman who would walk by him. “Ambot nganong wa man gyoy isog-isog nga tawo nga misuway badlong ug sikop atong bataa,” an Ear informer said. “Nalingaw na man lang nuon ang mga tawo og tan-aw sa iyang binuang.”
FINALLY NABBED. The drunken boy was finally collared by a concerned citizen. And turned over to his father who happened to be around. Who was the concerned citizen? No one else but The Ear’s informer.