A groping train ride

STUCK IN THE REPORT. A reporter told The Ear that she was once assigned to cover the congested traffic in a certain area but was caught in it instead when she tried making her way back to the office. The result? She failed to make her report. But while she expected her superiors to be disappointed at her they got a good laugh instead. They called it being part of the story.

A CHEAP THRILL INDEED. A horror train ride is one of the attractions of a fair in a northern town. But while strict critics say it is cheap at most, an insider said it is a hit with the young ones. The reason? Young people playing the “monsters” freely grope customers in inappropriate places when the horror train enters the dark sections of the ride.    But the insider also said the weird thing is that some people enjoy the experience and keep coming back again.