SEC “E”. An Ear informer said that a government official parked his car at the departure area of the Mactan International Airport. An airport guard told him not to park his car there since the area is only for “drop off.” But he arrogantly told the guard, “Si Sec. E__ ko.” The informer said, “Paita diay ana nila, bisa’g asa ra diay na sila moparking kay dako’g ranggo. Sus, kon maoy magdaghan. Lainan ko naminaw.”
WHO IS HE? A mediaman asked other mediaman what position “Sec E” is holding now. A veteran journalist said he does not know anymore since he hasn’t been “in the news” for a long time now. Another mediaman said, “Ambot asa na kana siya. Wala sab ko kabalo kung unsa na iyang trabaho karon. Last time I heard, political appointee na siya. Mao siguro nga tawag niya sa iyang kaugalingon kay Sec.”