Crabs in the House hate the crocodiles

It says here that herbal drugs for men with erectile dysfunction are popular in China. That’s the hard fact?

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A Cebuano friend in Manila who claims to have seen the Katrina-Hayden sex video texted me: “No big deal.” He was referring to Hayden’s. Hehe.

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Hayden’s what? My friend said it depends on the dirtiness or cleanliness of your mind. Could be Hayden’s performance? “Could be,” he said. “But diha na lang ta kutob, okay?”

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Our sportswriter Gabby Malagar texted me one night recently: “My advice to women is to steer clear of Dr. Kho. He’s got a Hayden camera.”

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A veteran politician said incumbents in the House should have no fear from anything or anyone other than the crabs around them. The crabs hate crocodiles.

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Partylist Rep. Jun Alcover has started unleashing his tirades against “leftist” and “communist” elements in the House. “Sige fight, Sir Jun,” says Boy Aldo of Pardo. “Anad ra na sila.”

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Before I run out of space, allow me to attend to reader Edgar Mandin who asked: “Who founded the Sports Association of Cebu or SAC? I am impressed by the performance of this sports organization.” To the best of my knowledge, the SAC was not founded by a single person. It was formed by a group of news correspondents representing the leading dailies in Manila.

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This group of news correspondents was led by Wilfredo “Boy” Veloso of the Philippines Herald who nurtured the club from infancy to adolescence, at it were. Thanks to reader Edgar Mandin for his interest in SAC.

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A broadcaster in Manila has urged “decent-minded Pinoys” to join the government’s campaign against indecent videos like the much-talked-about Katrina-Hayden sex video. An observer, after hearing the broadcaster’s plea, said; “Those who have in their possession the sizzling Katrina-Hayden sex video should now make a last long look at their CDs and then burn them.”

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E-mail from Panfilo (no family name given) of Dumaguete: “What? Erap running for President again? Sir Erap, stay home and watch sex video instead of dreaming to become President once again. Erap, you’ve already been given the chance to run this country but you flubbed that chance. Hilom na diha oy. Katog.”

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