NO BIKINI CONTEST. A group of Filipino-Americans who are here for their “spring break” vacation read about the Church wanting to ban bikini contests this Holy Week. One of them, a 21-year-old nursing student said, “Of course, there shouldn’t be bikini contests. That’s, like, blasphemy or something. It’s totally inappropriate.”
DISAPPOINTED MEN. But the three boys in the group expressed their dismay at this move. One said, “Darn, no bikini babes?” The nursing student slapped the man at the back of his head and said, “Hey! This isn’t Tijuana dude. It’s Holy Week here. No wild parties.”