Real men wear bras

DRUNKEN DARE. Amid the bustle of farmers getting ready to take their goods to the market, one muscular man was seen walking around wearing —a bra! An Ear source said he saw this happen one night in barangay Tisa when farmers and their farmhands were getting ready to transport their goods to the market. A group of men started drinking, then started getting silly and dared each other into stupid things. One of them was dared into wearing a bra and walk around with it. Being drunk already the man accepted the dare, took off his shirt and walked around in the bra, much to the amusement of bystanders and his drinking buddies. The source added he is not sure where they got the bra.

INVERSELY PROPORTIONAL? A graduating Law student who plans to take the Bar exam this year said she made an observation that seems to be a trend with Bar passers. Those who boast that the Bar exam was easy are the ones more likely to flunk, while those who admit they had a hard time or are not sure they passed are more likely to pass the test. She said very few of her upperclassman friends passed this year. “Busa ayaw gyud mo paghambog-hambog. Basin maulawan ra mo,” she advised Bar takers.