The "presidentiable" wore coat and tie and faded maong pants

PRESIDENTIABLE. A man of about 50 attired with coat and tie but with faded maong pants entered a restaurant and ordered coffee. Because he looked strange, someone in the resto patted him on the shoulder and said: “Espoting gud ta ron, Nyor.” Theman smiled, took off his dark glasses, and said: “Natural, Bossing, nagsugod-sugod na ko’g espoting kay molansar man ko pagka Presidente.”

FIRST LADY. While the man was still speaking, a fat woman came in and went straight to where the man sat. She held him by the collar saying: “Naka-eskapo nasad ka ha. Pakauwaw ka lang. Pauli, pauli.” Someone in the eatery was heard saying: “Sige pauli na oy. Nasuko na imong first lady.” The “presidentiable” left without paying for his coffee.