PUJ driver made a pass at a “woman” passenger

SEXY PASSENGER. The driver of a jeepney plying the Talamban-Colon route saw a sexy woman waiting for a jeepney beside the road. He immediately told her to sit beside him. “Front seat ka ‘Day.” The woman was wearing a short skirt, exposing her legs. Everytime the driver would change gear, his right hand, holding the stick shift would graze the leg of the pretty passenger. After a few times this happened, the driver couldn’t resist the urge to tell the woman, “Hamisa nimo’g legs ‘Day uy.”

SHE-MALE. The woman smiled and said, “Mo patol sab diay ka’g baklesh, kuya?” in a deep she-male voice. The driver’s eyes bulged and his face turned red. He told the passenger, “Sayanga nimo ‘Day uy. Abi gyud nako’g babaye ka.”