Ang impiyerno ni Belen Gula 94

LESS EARNING. A woman was heard telling a friend while on board a passenger multicab bound for a southern town: "Gamay ra ang among naremedyo sa mga politiko adtong eleksyon. Si papa tua man gud sa Taiwan nanarbaho, si kuya nibalik sa Saudi." She said she had a neighbor who earned no less than P7,000 from candidates for both parties.

CANDIDATES' GOOD LOOKS. Who says voters no longer go for the candidates' good looks? Not these two college coeds eating in a restaurant in a shopping mall. One of them said she voted for a coup plotter running for senator because he is good looking. "Botar ko niya uy. Guwapo man gud. Bahala nag rebelde siya." The other coed said: "Gaga ka gyud. Imbes coup plotter imong gibotaran, si Goma na lang ta to. Mas guwapo."