Man repaints tomb of departed wife because of the Summit

PARENTS TO SUE. The parents of a 12-year-old boy who was nabbed by a barangay tanod while on his way home from a neighbor's house past 10 pm recently are planning to sue the tanod for abuse of authority. "Iyang gipatrabaho among anak sa ilang bay diin gipalimpiyo ang bata sa iyang motorsiklo nga lapukon kaayo," the parents said. "Nabalaka mig hain na among anak kay ala una nas kaadlawon wa pa kauli tua diay sa bay sa tanod gihimong mutsatso."

JOKE LANG? A man was repainting the tomb of his departed wife in a memorial park when a friend of his came and said: "Pinangga gyud nimo ang imong misis, Bay, sa?" The man replied: "Bitaw. Gawas pa hapit na ang Asean Summit basig mobisita ang mga delegado sa summit." The friend said. "Yellow unta tong gipintal mo sa tomb." They both laughed according to an Ear informer.