Police reporters complain of stench from CCPO CR

SMELLY CR. The Ear heard the complaints raised by police reporters about the stench coming out of the comfort room of the Cebu City Police Office. One reporter said the CR reeks of urine. "Sus, grabe gyud kabaho. Naay usa ka adlaw nga ni overflow ang tubig sa CR. Nagsagol ang ihi ug tubig." Another police reporter even said he is willing to clean the CR of the said police office just to get rid of the smell.

SORE LOSER. The Ear heard that a son of a labor leader was involved in a fist fight at an internet café in Mandaue last Saturday night. An informer told The Ear that this twenty-something man punched a much younger man after he lost in an online computer game. The Ear informer said, "Nanghambog siya nga anak kuno siya ni___ unya nanghulga pa gyud siya nga naa daw siya'y pusil."