Brain drain taking place in Cebu?

COMPATIBLE COUPLE. A couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary last Christmas Day. Their marriage lasted this long without running into a serious hitch along the way. "Compatibility is the answer," the husband told The Ear. He explained: "Kana bang sigi lang tag tangdo unsay gustong misis ... Wa gyoy incompatibility niana."

BRAIN DRAIN. It looks like everything's normal in the local work place. But The Ear has been reliably informed that there's a brain drain taking place here. Thanks or no thanks to the call centers. Our informer said most of the brains being drained, as it were, are topnotch personnel from topnotch organizations who are already well paid here but are paid triple abroad.