Metalphysics

Put the pedal to the metal this summer. Whether worn with floaty caftans or preppy breton shirts, the go-to accessories are in silver or metal. Sparkling costume jewelry offers a cheeky contrast to shorts and espadrilles, particularly when worn with a casual insouciance. Bold metal plates anchor a long, flowing caftan. Even a Lady Gaga-inspired outfit designed by Dennis Celestial, covered in every rhinestone imaginable, offers a shiny alternative to the pastel pieces making their way down racks. Modeled by Albert, a mutt with a mane that rivals the Lion King’s, and Bentley, an adorable West Highland white terrier, summer’s brave new looks get a new leash on life.

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My dog Albert, seen here, is a mutt (that’s code for aspin, a mongrel mix). We adopted him over 10 years ago and it was the best decision of my life. He’s an old soul who enjoys air-conditioning, fresh mangoes and belly rubs. If you’d like to adopt an aspin pup, call PAWS at 475-1688 or 0917-8315970. A dog, bejeweled bijoux aside, is the best, most awesome accessory — and lifelong companion — you could ever have.

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E-mail me at jackieoflash@yahoo.com.