MANILA, Philippines - Here’s something that’ll make you feel old: Mean Girls has been around for a decade. To celebrate the 10th anniversary of what we think is a cinematic gem in its own right, we came up with the essentials for a kickass slumber party (the ultimate social experience for any teenager, really) inspired by this brilliant film. You might want to find a way to thank us for these amazing candy cane gifts — just ask our BFF Glen Coco — but trust us. In Girl World, you don’t give them, you just get them.
1. A mixtape to play while plotting your enemy’s downfall.
2. Craft paper to help you make your own burn book.
3. Hotdogs to make out with (but just one time, okay).
4. Hair so big it’s full of secrets.
5. A buttered muffin, unless you’d like us to assign someone to butter it for you.
6. A photo of Ashton Kutcher (it’s not a band).
7. Perfume that’ll make you smell like a baby prostitute.
8. Psychic powers if you’ve got ESPN or something.
9. Condoms, because you might get pregnant. And die.
10. A fake crown to break into pieces and distribute among you. Don’t worry, it’s just plastic. Art by Maine Manalansan