Michi Valeriano: Loud and Out

In the true sense of the over-used adage, Michi is the "hostess with the mostest", and no, she’s not of the flesh trade variant. She has the gift of gab which could spearhead any overplayed pop jingle or most regretful classic cut with much ease in diction, syllables and of course, her outspoken wit to compensate. She’s a VJ, the seemingly "it" job of the moment, leaving a trail of Myx and music worshippers in tuned…to her, of course.

Onward to job number two, Michi is also a practicing date specialist with a thirty-minute air-time to prove her craft, better known as the newest "kilig-TV" front, Match TV. With a mission of helping lonely boys bag a nice set of hot girls, clearly, the noble cause is to Michi’s advantage. "I have already learned to think like a guy, so I don’t have the typical girl hang-ups. You don’t have to wait an hour for me to get dressed nor do you have to put up with my nagging. And most of all, I have the male body language understood." Sounds like a good note in the feminine world of mood swings and tampons, right guys? But be cautioned, Michi is your typical one-of-the-boys chick which means that the testosterone-induced pastimes are in her system. "Some guys have to be warned of my going-out habits. I’m pretty socially-active. No, no, let me change that. I’m generally active!" Well, at least that’s better than the reserved home body whose only dating point is consisted of a living room and generous helpings of homemade iced tea, right? You just have to have a lot to spend, and more to spare, I guess.

Guys, if ever you’re considering, try to spare these: a good sense of humor and wit to match hers, a relaxed persona, and a good healthy reason to go athletic. So the dull nerds, ego-induced yuppies and dumb bums have to adjust. Besides, she’ll know. "Since the dating scene now is so in-bred, anyone you meet is related to a certain degree to your friends. It makes research a lot easier." So, just remember, just as you are eyeing her on the boob tube, she has her eyes set on you to, analyzing your potential. Act appropriately.

Date Profile:

Hair: Dark (Brown/ Black), Clean-cut

Eyes: Hazel, Squinty, Smiling Eyes

Nose: Long, Straight, Romanesque

Lips: Big Smiles, Naughty, Straight Teeth

Body Type: Athletic, Broad Shoulders, Nice Abs

Body Texture: Acceptable Hairiness

Height: 5’9" and above

Legs: Muscular, Football player type

Choice#1: Carlos Agassi

Choice#2: Tom Cruise

Choice#3: Francis Ricafort

What’s the worst pick-up line pulled on you?

"So, can I date a VJ?" Puh-lease! Maybe he should consider getting a life first!

What physical aspect do you abhor?

BO—I can’t stand it!

What is your worst dating blunder?

I dissed a dates ex without knowing that she was the ex…too late, the damage had been done and the harsh words had been planted!

Are gentlemanly rituals necessary and appreciated?

Opening doors, paying the bill and generally being nice—YES.

Thinking a woman "can" or "can’t" do things just because she’s a girl—NO

Instant Chemistry: existent or extinct?

There are just some people whose energy matches with mine! I’ve felt it lots of times, not necessarily in a sexual way. I met my best girlfriends and my current boyfriend that way!