• Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet.
• Christmas season is only as meaningful as we make it.
• Carolers sing about peace and goodwill on earth, but they don’t tell us where.
• The average couple splits the holiday chores. She signs the cards and he signs the checks.
• Last year, most big stores in Metro Manila started their Christmas sale so early that Santa Claus could not get his outfits. Instead, he wore bermuda shorts.
• Christmas is the time of the year when Santa Claus comes down the chimney and your savings go down the drain.
• The holidays mean: anticipation, preparation, recreation, prostration, and recuperation.
• Christmas is when we celebrate the birth of the Prince of Peace by giving our kids rockets, machine guns, atom bomb kits and tanks.
• The battle of holiday shopping is a time when the casualty list grows in the War on Poverty.
• Christmas is the time of the year when both trees and husbands get trimmed. Sometimes both get lit up, too.
• Christmas is a time for sportsmanship because we don’t always get everything we want.
• The exchange of gifts ought to be reciprocal rather than retaliatory.
• Keeping Christmas is good, but sharing it with others is much better.
• The best Christmas gift of all is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up with one another.
• The way you spend Christmas is far more important than how much.
• "Goodwill Toward Men" is the spice in the Christmas season, but the seasoning is "We Need Cash."
• One of the nice things about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with a present.
• God shocked the world with a babe.