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SITCOM - Teban ug Goliat - Banat

May 30, 2013 | 12:00am

GOLIAT: (Isog) Hoy mga pasahero, tulis ni ihatag ang tanan ninyong kwarta.

MAESTRA: Sir ayaw tawon koâ€™g tulisa sir, maestra ko.

GOLIAT: Maestra diay ka dili ta lang ka tulison.

MAESTRA: Ngano man Sir.

GOLIAT: Nahibalo ko og unsay sulod anang imong bag ... polboron na.

MAESTRA: Unsya.

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Politika

TIKYO: Abi nimo Goliat, dili na gyud ko moapil og politika. Sige lang kong kapildi, dili na gyud ko.

GOLIAT: Pero, bay mahinayon man tingali ang eleksyon sa barangay?

TIKYO: Aw, testingan nakoâ€™g kausa.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeeek.

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