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March 16, 2013 | 12:00am

TEBAN: (Self)...uy, ininsik man diay ning gitan-aw nako nga sine... nikatawa sila katawa lang sad ko (katawa)...

INSIK: Ahh....blad...Insik sad ka?

TEBAN: O blad Insik sad ko taga China ko.

INSIK: Asa dapit inyo China?

TEBAN: Go Chan...

INSIK: Butangeee.

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TEBAN: Darling nganong gisapot man ka?

ASAWA: Kinsa may dili saputon uy bag-o pa tang minyo kining imo...morag hi Octane...karon mi-roll back man ni.

TEBAN: Ngeeee.

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