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March 8, 2013 | 12:00am

MUSLIM: Kamong Katoliko, daghan kaayo mog Dios ... Mango Juice ... grape juice.

KATOLIKO: Kamo sang mga Muslim, daghan kaayo mog Alla ... Ala Una ... Ala Stable.

MUSLIM: Ngeeek.

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Utot

TEBAN: Doktor ... tambali ra ko bungol na kaayo ko. Dili na gani ko makadungog bisan sa akong utot.

DOKTOR: O, niay tambal, imna ni.

TEBAN: Dili na ko mabungol Dok.

DOKTOR: Pasipa na sa imong utot.

TEBAN: Unsa na ni oy.

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