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SITCOM - Teban ug Goliat - Banat

November 22, 2012 | 12:00am

GOLIAT: Noy Teban nganong wala ka man ka tubo?

TEBAN: Biktima Goliat.

GOLIAT: Unsay biktima Noy?

TEBAN: Biktima sa dagdag bawas.

GOLIAT: Ngeeek

Ambulansiya

MAYOR: Kapitan, kining ambulansiya nga akong ihatag nimo usa ka gatos ang masulod ani.

KAPITAN: Usa ka gatos? Ngano man mayor?

MAYOR:Kay ang mosakay ani fifty-fifty man.

KAPITAN: Patay.

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