GOLIAT: Noy Teban, nakakaon ka na og Bat.
TEBAN: Makaon diay nang Bat Goliat.
GOLIAT: Makilaw man gani.
TEBAN: Saba diha oy, makaon ba gud nang Bat.
GOLIAT: Unsa man diay imong ipasabot sa Bat?
TEBAN: Value Added Tax.
GOLIAT: Patay.
Order
TEBAN: (yawyaw) Unsaon man kaha pag-order og pagka-on ning imong restawrant yuna, naay Negro morag mo-order.
NEGRO: (tawag) Hey waiter, give me food.
TEBAN: (loud) Ako, pod.
NEGRO: Ngeeeeek.