Vat

GOLIAT: Noy Teban, nakakaon ka na og Bat.

TEBAN: Makaon diay nang Bat Goliat.

GOLIAT: Makilaw man gani.

TEBAN: Saba diha oy, makaon ba gud nang Bat.

GOLIAT: Unsa man diay imong ipasabot sa Bat?

TEBAN: Value Added Tax.

GOLIAT: Patay.

Order

TEBAN: (yawyaw) Unsaon man kaha pag-order og pagka-on ning imong restawrant yuna, naay Negro morag mo-order.

NEGRO: (tawag) Hey waiter, give me food.

TEBAN: (loud) Ako, pod.

NEGRO: Ngeeeeek.

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