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September 5, 2012 | 12:00am

GOLIAT: Noy Teban kinsa nang tawo nga naglakaw-lakaw sa dalan nga hugaw kaayo?

TEBAN: Mao na siya Goliat, si tawong grasa ... pero, naa sad na siya’y anak.

GOLIAT: Kinsa may ngalan sa iyang anak Noy?

TEBAN: Baby oil.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeek.

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Sud-an

SOLING: Teban, naa tay sud-an?

TEBAN: Naa sa refregerator.

SOLING: Wala man tay refregerator.

TEBAN: Aw, wala sad tay sud-an.

SOLING: Bayot.

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