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May 7, 2012 | 12:00am

TEBAN: Tasing, kinsay imong bana ... Senador?

TASING: O, senador.

TEBAN: Senador, parehas ni Enrile?

TASING: Senador gud ang ngalan sa akong bana ... si Nador mao nang Senador.

TEBAN: Unsa na ni oy.

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Amot

TEBAN: Ako Padre, basta simbahan, moamot gyud ko.

PARI: Ug naa kay kwarta nga two million Teban.

TEBAN: Ihatag gyud nako ang 1 million sa simbahan.

PARI: Ug naa kay duha ka ektaryang yuta Teban.

TEBAN: Ihatag gyud nako ang usa ka ektarya sa simbahan Padre.

PARI: Kining Teban naa may duha ka buok baboy sa silong ... imo nang ihatag namo ang usa.

TEBAN: Ayaw lang Dre, kay mahal ra ba kaayo ron ang aslonon.

PARI: Butangi.

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