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February 15, 2012 | 12:00am

TEBAN:

Hey waiter.

GOLIAT: Yes Sir, unsay order sir?

TEBAN: Soup.

GOLIAT: Chicken soup o asparagus soup?

TEBAN: Soft drinks.

GOLIAT: Patay.

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Elephant

SIR: Teban pronounce elephant.

TEBAN: Elapan.

SIR: Butangig T.

TEBAN: Elepante.

SIR: Butangi.

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BUTANGIG T

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SIR

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TEBAN

YES SIR

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