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February 13, 2012 | 12:00am

GOLIAT: Noy Teban gamita nang imong card sa senior citizen ... para maka discount ka.

TEBAN: Maulaw ko Goliat.

GOLIAT: Ha ... nganong maulaw man ka?

TEBAN: Bata paman gud ko’g nawong.

GOLIAT: Patay.

Tribu

TEBAN: Akong mga kaigsuonan nga mga Tribu Suban-on ... nalipay kaayo ko nga nag karsonis na kamo wala na kamo magbahag ... moabot karon ang atong Mayor.

MAYOR: (loud) Heyy taga Tribu, nia na ko.

TEBAN: (gasp) Oy, ang mayor, maoy nagbahag ... bangas ka.

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