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September 27, 2011 | 12:00am

ASAWA: (parayeg) Darling Teban ... beeko ... beeko.

TEBAN: Unsay beeko ... unsay beeko?

ASAWA: Usbi ko ... Teban ... Bannn ... Torkooo. Torkooo.

TEBAN: Unsay Turko.

ASAWA: Torjaka ko.

TEBAN: Patay.

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Iro

TEBAN: Kan-on ko ning plansa Nay nia ump.

NANAY: Nganong gikitkit man na nimo ang plansa Teban?

TEBAN: Ingon man ang doktor Nay nga kulang kog iron ... maong kitkiton ko ning electric iron.

NANAY: Patay.

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