Gasolina

SITCOM - Teban ug Goliat -

September 21, 2011 | 12:00am

NANAY: Unsa na man ni Teban ... sige naman og mahal ang gasolina?

TEBAN: Ayaw kaguol Nay ... kaliwat man kaha ta og ungo. Magamit na nato ang atong silhig ning higayona.

NANAY: Unsyaaa

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ASAWA: (angry) Oy Teban ... kinsa ning Margarito nga nia sa imong cellphone ha.

TEBAN: Margarito ako nang amigo uy ... lalaki na.

ASAWA: Niay nag text ... dili kono mahinayon ang inyong lakaw ...kay gidugo kono siya.

TEBAN: Sakspan gyud da. Hahahay.

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