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May 26, 2011 | 12:00am

TEBAN: Buanga Darling nalipat ko.

DARLING: Ngano man Darling Teban ... ha.

TEBAN: Akong nahulog sa kolekta usa ka libo.

DARLING: Unya Teban ha.

TEBAN: Kuyugi ko ron human sa misa ha adtoon nako ang pari kuhaon nako ang sukli.

DARLING: Butangee.

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Hatag

PARI: Teban ug duna kay usa ka duha ka milyon ka pesos. Unsa may imong buhaton.

TEBAN: Ug matinood na Dre, ihatag nako imo ang usa ka milyon.

PARI: Ug aduna kay duha ka ektaryang yuta.

TEBAN: Ug matinuod na Dre, ihatag nako nimo ang usa.

PARI: Unya, naa ka may duha ka buok baboy sa silong ... ako lang nang usa.

TEBAN: Ayaw lang sad Dre,kay mahal ra ba kaayo ron ang aslonon.

PARI: Bayot.

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