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February 7, 2011 | 12:00am

GOLIAT: Gwapoha og midyas Noy Teban ahhh ... bag-o na Noy.

TEBAN: Ayaw og saba Goliat ... lapok ni.

GOLIAT: Butangi.

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Itlog

TEBAN: Goliat ... ang itlog nga usa ka tray nga gipalit sa pari nawala.

GOLIAT: I-announce sa simbahan Noy. Wala pa man magsugod ang misa.

TEBAN: Hain man ang mikropono.

GOLIAT: Dia ra ohhh ... i-announce dayon og kinsay nagkuha.

TEBAN: Nia unay pahibalo ... kinsa man kaninyo ang nakakita sa itlog sa pari.

GOLIAT: Unsa na ni oy.

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Make-up

GOLIAT: Gwapohang Noy Teban ahh ... maayo kaayong pagka make-up da. Maayo sad kaayong pagka korte ang buhok.

TEBAN: I would like to thank for my hair and make-up to Saint Francis Funeral Homes.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeeek.

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