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January 23, 2011 | 12:00am

LOLO: (hangos) Apo ko kapoy na kaayo oy tigulang na kaayo ko. Gusto na gyud kong mamatay.

TEBAN: Paabot lang Lo mamatay man gyud nang tawo.

LOLO: Gusto na gyud kong mamatay.

TEBAN: Paabot lang lagi Lo... ka-on una oh.

LOLO: Unsa man na?

TEBAN: Humba.

LOLO: Kahanggaw baya tawon nimong bataa ka ma-high blood man ta ana.

TEBAN: Ngeeeeeek.

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Tig pakalawat

GOLIAT: Naa tuod ka ron sa simbahan Noy Teban?

TEBAN: O ... tigpakalawat.

GOLIAT: Unsa man diay ka?

TEBAN: Prime minister.

GOLIAT: Unsya.

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