TEBAN: Kapitan unsa may imong project sa atong barangay.
KAPITAN: Mag palit kog porlon ... libre ang mosakay.
TEBAN: Soloha diha Kap.
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Roses
ROSE: Teban nganong nahigugma ka man kanako?
TEBAN: Roses are red my love ... violets are blue ... every time I flush the toilet ... I will always remember you.
ROSE: Bayot.