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September 3, 2010 | 12:00am

POLIS: Dili ba misaad ka man nga dili na mang snatch og cellphone?

TEBAN: O, sir Polis.

POLIS: Nganong nang snatch ka man gihapon?

TEBAN: Maneerism na man gyud ni nako sir Polis. hobby ba.

POLIS: Patayyy...

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TEBAN: Palita ning akong relo Goliat barato ra.

GOLIAT: Moandar pa kaha ni Noy Teban?

TEBAN: Moandar pa lagi na.

GOLIAT: Bantay ha dili gani ni moandar pwes akoy moandar patay man gud ni.

TEBAN: Butangiii.

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