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Banat Kalingawan

Ipanigbas

SITCOM - Teban ug Goliat -

GOLIAT: Lolo Teban sigi ka man lang gamit og babayeng Bonhokon.

TEBAN: (lolo) Pastilan kanimo Goliat apo ko ipanigbas ta gyud ni mintras hait pa ... dili na ra ba gyud mabaid og mahabol na.

GOLIAT: Unsya.

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Santilmo

GOLIAT: Noy Teban unsa man ang fire fly?

TEBAN: Santilmo gud.

GOLIAT: Santilmo gud tawon.

TEBAN: Kay dili kanang santilmo molupad man sad na.

GOLIAT: Mao ba ... grrrrr.

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Survivor

TEBAN: Nay naka-survive na ko wala na ko kulataha sa akong asawa.

NANAY: Mao ba (trans) Oy ang imong asawa Teban.

TEBAN: Wala na casualty na sad ko.

NANAY: Butangi.

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Sardinas

TEBAN: Saling palita ra ko'g sardinas.

SALING: Unsa mang sardinasa Teban.

TEBAN: Yuna pa ha (kuot sa bugan).

SALING: Mikuot ka man gud sa imong bugan.

TEBAN: Ingon aning baho-a Saling ... simhota oh.

SALING: Ahh, salmon.

TEBAN: Ngeeeek.

AHH

BONHOKON

BUTANGI

CENTER

GOLIAT

LOLO TEBAN

NOY TEBAN

SANTILMO

TEBAN

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