Vampira

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February 8, 2010 | 12:00am

VAMPIRA: (katawa).

TEBAN: Kinsa ka, ha?

VAMPIRA: Usa ako ka Vampira.

TEBAN: Ug vampira ka pangag lagi ka.

VAMPIRA: Unsya.

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Tagala

TEBAN: Goliat Tagala dia'y ning imong uyab?

GOLIAT: O Noy Teban (trans) Darling ito si Teban kaibigan ko.

WOMAN: (tagala) Hi Teban mabuti bang lagay mo?

TEBAN: (low) Goliat nahibalo lagi ni siya.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeeeek.

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Pansit

TEBAN: Hey waiter ... pansit.

WAITER: Ordinary?

TEBAN: Air mail.

WAITER: Grrrrrr.

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Isda

TEBAN: Day dubok man ning isda nimo.

WOMAN: Unya unsay hunahuna nimo Sir ako na lang ... lab-as pa man ko.

TEBAN: Bantog ra nanimaho kang pormalin.

WOMAN: Patay.

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GOLIAT TAGALA

GRRRRRR

HI TEBAN

ISDA

KINSA

NGEEEEEEK

O NOY TEBAN

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