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October 31, 2009 | 12:00am

TEBAN: Waiter pusta ning mga bukog nga sobra namo ilawog namo sa akong iro.

GOLIAT: Wala man tay iro Tay.

TEBAN: Ayaw pagsaba ... makaon pa nang bukog initon lang nato.

GOLIAT: Patay.

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Ungo

LADY: Mangasawa ka nako Teban nga usa man ko ka ungo.

TEBAN: Ayaw lang kabalaka nagpraktis na man kog tulad.

LADY: Ngeeeek.

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