Baha

SITCOM - Teban ug Goliat -

October 6, 2009 | 12:00am

GOLIAT: Noy Teban grabeha sa baha sa Manila oy.

TEBAN: Mas grabe ang baha sa amo Goliat taga liog gud ang tubig.

GOLIAT: Ha taga liog.

TEBAN: O, basta motuwad ka.

GOLIAT: Unsya.

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Tempura

GOLIAT: Noy Teban mao ra ni ang imong panginabuhi paninda og tempura.

TEBAN: Tempura tempura ra ni Goliat, pero ang akong anak naa sad sa Kapitolyo.

GOLIAT: Mao bay gobernador.

TEBAN: Naninda sab og tempura.

GOLIAT: Mabuang ko bayot.

Tagala

LILAY: Mama hali na kayo, bili na kayo nang isda.

TEBAN: Ano ito.

LILAY: Hindi ni ito ... tabugok ni.

TEBAN: Masarap ba ito.

LILAY: Duna sinikop, aduna say sinarap.

TEBAN: Ngeeeeek.

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