Wala sugta

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September 14, 2009 | 12:00am

Teban: Sorry lang kaayo Lilay nga dili nako madawat ang imong gugma.

LILAY: Unsaman diay ang imong gipangita sa usa ka babaye Teban.

TEBAN: Lapad, hamis ug bugdo, lapad og kayutaan hamis og pamanit ug bugdo og pitaka.

LILAY: Bangas ka.

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Walay dala

TITSER: Unsa man Teban nakadala ka ba og manok?

TEBAN: Wala ra ba Mam ... si Tatay ray akong dala.

TITSER: Giingnan tika nga magdala ka'g manok nganong nagdala ka man og baboy.

TEBAN: Ngeeeeek.

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Sikat

GOLIAT: Noy Teban belib gyod ko nimo nga mobuhi og baboy, naay midako ang ulo.

TEBAN: Aw sikat na man modako gyung ulo.

GOLIAT: Butangi.

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