Mani

TITSER: Ok Teban recite the word mani.

TEBAN: (loud) Mani lami man ni taas man ni dako man ni mani pakyaw.

TITSER: Bayott.

Maid

TEBAN: Gihigugma ko ikaw Lilay.

LILAY: Nganong nakagusto ka man gyud kanako Teban?

TEBAN: Tungod kay akong nakita, nga maayo kang molaba ... maayo kang mangutaw, maayo kang molung-ag.

LILAY: Dili asawa ang imong pangita Teban.

TEBAN: Unsa man diay?

LILAY: Nangita ka’g Maid.

Promotion

TEBAN: (happy kaayo) Yihee.

GOLIAT: Ngano malipayon kaayo ka Noy Teban.

TEBAN: Ako maoy lucky winner sa usa ka dakong promotion Goliat. Nia basahon nako ... (read) congratulations Teban. You are the lucky winner for three days and two nights and free plane ticket to join the hostages in Jolo Sulo ... join now, and have an unforgetable experience ... love, kumander robot.