Gamit

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May 30, 2009 | 12:00am

GOLIAT: Gamit ka Sir?

TEBAN: Tagpila.

GOLIAT: Dos sintos binombahan nia say mahalon Sir tag kinintos.

TEBAN: Nganong mahal man na.

GOLIAT: Over ripe.

TEBAN: Grrrrrrrr.

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Nagkagwapo

TEBAN: (hangos unya) Toriki mamatay na tingali ko.

TORIKI: Unsay mamatay ka.

TEBAN: Kapoy na kaayo ang akong lawas luya na kaayo ko.

TORIKI: O sigi pagkamatay diha nag kagwapo ra ba ang atong driver.

TEBAN: Unsya.

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Motor

GOLIAT: Nganong nahadlok ka Noy.

TEBAN: (hadlok) Naay nag motor hired killer tingali na.

GOLIAT: Pataka ka man lang Noy bombay man na tigpatanto.

TEBAN: Ngeeeeeeeek.

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Gamit

GAMIT

GRRRRRRRR

KAPOY

NAAY

NAGKAGWAPO

NGANONG

NGEEEEEEEEK

TAGPILA

TEBAN

TORIKI

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