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May 28, 2009 | 12:00am

TEBAN: Akong ipasalig nimo Lilay, nga kun mosugot ka man nako moanhi gyud ko bisan magbagyo pa maglunop ang kalibutan ... maglinog moanhi gyud ko nimo.

LILAY: Hilom diha Teban oy gahapon lagi wala ka man moanhi.

TEBAN: Nagtaligsik man gud.

LILAY: Patay.

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Gisapot

TEBAN: Nganong gisapot ka man love?

LILAY: (nasuko) Kinsa may dili maglagot parehasa sad ko ni Ricky Hatton ... paabota sad ko og duha ka round.

TEBAN: Bangas ka.

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