Naupaw

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April 8, 2009 | 12:00am

GOLIAT: Noy Teban nganong naupaw man ka ... gi kemo ka?

TEBAN: Unsay kemo....?

GOLIAT: Naupaw lagi ka.

TEBAN: Nasakit ko’g tipos.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeekk.

Bug-at

GOLIAT: Noy Teban nganong mangihi ka manighawak man ka?

TEBAN: Ingon man gud ang doktor Goliat dili ko paalsahon og bug-at.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeeeeeek.

Hello Joe

JOE: Uy naay Amerikano nga naglakaw ... moduol ko.

AMERIKANO: Hello Joe.

JOE: (self) Nakaila man nako nga si Joe ko.

AMERIKANO: You wanna smoke cigarrette?

JOE: Hala nakaila sad sa akong asawa nga si Garet.

AMERIKANO: Bayottt.

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Naupaw

AMERIKANO

BAYOTTT

GARET

GOLIAT

HELLO JOE

INGON

JOE

NAKAILA

NASAKIT

NAUPAW

NOY TEBAN

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