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March 11, 2009 | 12:00am

TEBAN: Mare, unsa may migawas sa jai alai.

WOMAN: Pastilan Pre, tunga ra gyud ako.

TEBAN: Pastilan Mare, og kanang imong tunga og diri pa na sa akong tumoy ... aw ... syomoyyy.

WOMAN: Ayayayay.

Ginamos

WOMAN: Alright Teban what is the plural of alumnos.

TEBAN: Alumni.

WOMAN: Sa ginamos.

TEBAN: Ginamay

WOMAN: Sa lagos.

TEBAN: Magbitay.

WOMAN: Ngeeeeeeeek.

Money

TEBAN: Tana Goliat ... manuroy ta ... mag-shopping ta.

GOLIAT: Unya Noy ... naa kay pocket money?

TEBAN: Nia koy pocket ... pero wala koy money.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeeeek.

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ALRIGHT TEBAN

AYAYAYAY

GINAMAY

GINAMOS

MAGBITAY

NGEEEEEEEEK

PASTILAN MARE

PASTILAN PRE

TANA GOLIAT

TEBAN

UNYA NOY

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Tumoy

ALRIGHT TEBAN

AYAYAYAY

GINAMAY

GINAMOS

MAGBITAY

NGEEEEEEEEK

PASTILAN MARE

PASTILAN PRE

TANA GOLIAT

TEBAN

UNYA NOY

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BASKETBALL

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SARA DUTERTE

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