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Banat Kalingawan

Walay load

SITCOM - Teban ug Goliat -

WOMAN: Teban pagpara og taksi magtaksi lang ta.

TEBAN: Yes love (trans loud) Heyy texi ... texi.

WOMAN: Taksi na Teban oy dili texi.

TEBAN: Slang na gikan man ko sa Amerika (trans loud) ...heyyy, teksi ... teksi.

DRIVER: (loud) Sorry Brad, wala koy load.

TEBAN: Ngeeeeeeeek.

Hilantan

TEBAN: Mam nia koy excuse letter?

WOMAN: Ngano man ni Teban?

TEBAN: Moabsent ko ugma Mam.

WOMAN: Pero, ngano man?

TEBAN: Morag hilantan ko ugma.

WOMAN: Ngeeeeeeek.

Mangasawa

TEBAN: Kining day Linda delayed na man kaayo?

WOMAN: (sadly) O bitaw Mister Lim delayed na gyud kaayo mao ni akong problema karon og mangasawa ba gyud nako ang akong boyfriend, kay tinuyo-an man ni namo gi-check-in man ko niya’g motel ... maong delayed na kaayo?

TEBAN: Dili na maoy buot kong ipasabot sa delayed ang akong giingon nimong delayed na kaayo ... mao ang imong abang sa balay.

WOMAN: Ngeeeeeek.

AMERIKA

DILI

HEYY

HILANTAN

MAN

MANGASAWA

MISTER LIM

MOABSENT

SORRY BRAD

TEBAN

WOMAN

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