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October 19, 2008 | 12:00am

WOMAN: (loud) Tay ... wala na mosalida ang atong TV ... nag-brown out Tay.

TEBAN: (angry) Hilom oy brown out ka ron.

WOMAN: Ngano man diay Tay?

TEBAN: Giputlan ta sa kuryente.

WOMAN: Ngeeeeeeek.

Tuyok-tuyok

WOMAN: (hibulong) Unsa man ning akong bana ... nagtuyok-tuyok man ni sa moskitero ... (trans) Darling Teban hoy dali na sulod na diri.

TEBAN: Unya na Darling libog pa ko og asa ko agi.

WOMAN: Ayayayayay.

Dili na birhen

MAKRING: Mangasawa ka ba gyud nako Teban?

TEBAN: Makring, maging sino ka man.

MAKRING: Mangasawa ka ba...bisa’g dili na ko usa ka birhen?

TEBAN: Dili kana birhen? Unsa man diay ka demonya ka na!

MAKRING: Ngeeee

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