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Banat Kalingawan

Kooton

SITCOM - Teban ug Goliat -

GOLIAT: (hepe) Kun unsay imong buhaton ning kinawat nimong fried chicken mao usab ang akong buhaton nimo.

TEBAN: (self) Gutom na kaayo ko lubagon nako ang paa ning fried chicken nia ump...

GOLIAT: Lubagon ko usab ang imong paa nia ... ump.

TEBAN: (react pain) Ayayay chief.

GOLIAT: Basta og unsay imong buhaton anang fried chicken nga imong kinawat mao usab ang akong buhaton nimo.

TEBAN: (self) Kooton nako ang lobot sa fried chicken basin na og naay atay nia ump ... (trans) Tsip wala lagi nimo koota ang akong lobot.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeeeek.

Parisi

TEBAN: Unsay ato Day?

WOMAN: Nakabasa man ko sa gawas Sir ... nga wanted mo cha cha .... moaplay ko.

TEBAN: Ok gidawat ta na ka.

WOMAN: Unya parisi ko Sir.

TEBAN: Unsay parisi?

WOMAN: Mag cha cha ta.

TEBAN: Ngeeeeeeeek.

Giganahan

TEBAN: (angry hard) Naunsa ning liog nimo ...napuno man ni sa tsikinini .... haaaaa?

WOMAN: Gipaak ning drakula Tay.

TEBAN: Unsay drakula angayan niyang mopaak no ... abot man sa imong bitiis.

WOMAN: (smile parayeg) ... Giganahan lang si drakula Tay.

TEBAN: Ngeeeeeeeek.

vuukle comment

AYAYAY

GIGANAHAN

GIPAAK

GUTOM

KOOTON

KUN

LUBAGON

NAKABASA

NGEEEEEEEEK

TEBAN

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